Coney Island Hustle Bustle
We did everything we set out to do. We ate hot dogs at Nathan's, balancing drinks and cameras and fries and dogs dripping with sauteed onions. We rode the Cyclone, Coney Island's wooden roller coaster, om it's 78th birthday. It was born 54 years before myself, on June 26, 1927. According to the park's website, Emilio Franco, a mute since birth, regained his voice on the Cyclone, uttering his first words ever -- "I feel sick"!, which probably tells you how exciting it is better than I can. We also rode the Wonder Wheel, which is sort of like a ferris wheel, but with a bunch of cabs on swinging tracks that make you feel deliciously like you're going to slide off into the air tumble to your sandy death. We played Skeeball and the ten of us collectively earned enough tickets to get a harmonica that doesn't work. We watched Brooklyn's low-rate farm team ruin the Aberdeen Ironbirds 11 to nothing (and Frankie the hotdog won the condiment race). We got drunk on the beach. Determined to live the birthday to it's full potential, I jumped into the dirtiest section of ocean known to man, and came out the other end sick. Now I'm coughing and dripping and sweating, but it was worth it. Really, really, incredibly, totally 24 times over worth it.

Coney Island and it's teeming thousands from the top of the Wonder Wheel.

The Coney Island Death Tower-- Originally built to train troops for WWII, and converted in a terrifically dangerous civilian amusement in the 40s. Now it's just a landmark for taking lovey photos under.

Goodnight, world.

Coney Island and it's teeming thousands from the top of the Wonder Wheel.

The Coney Island Death Tower-- Originally built to train troops for WWII, and converted in a terrifically dangerous civilian amusement in the 40s. Now it's just a landmark for taking lovey photos under.

Goodnight, world.